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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=capoqysbgI0&feature=channel I just about died laughing....top 10 things that sound cool when spoken by a giant robot....presented by Optimus Prime!

1.YOUR REAL NAME Jennifer Laura Benoit 2.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(parents' middle names) Marie Alan 3.NASCAR NAME:(grandfathers' first names) Harvey Edward 4.STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name) Benje 5.DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal) Red Cat 6.SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, town where you were born) Laura Winnipeg 7.SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning) The Black tea 8.FLY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name) Jeit 9.ROCK STAR NAME:(current pets name, current street name) Rocket Vivian 10. PO

I don't know how to stop hurting, I just want to be able to go one day....one hour, without thinking of you, and the many ways you have hurt me, and how you're continuing to hurt me, and above all things, my son - YOUR son. A year ago I had to somehow find the strength to walk away from a 5 year relationship. I had a beautiful baby with you, and I loved you. You were all I knew, I had been with you since I was 14...a kid. But the moment you lay your hands on me, used my face as a punching bag.....that was it. I couldnt go back to you. That was my rule.....throughout all the years of lying and heartache I always said at least he's not beating